![]() "Look at that slut, they'd say, letting that man do those things right outside." "Now anyone can see," he whispered, his breath fanning over my ear. She's all 'OMG, OMG, OMG', when she comes out 'OMG, OMG, he looks like a god leaning against his car.' After one 'Hi' from Matt, one 'Hi' from Hannah, and one helluva hug (where he lifts her top and flashes her neighbors, because he knew (they've never met and never talked about this sort of thing) she wanted for them to see her tits O_O), he says this: At 1 o'clock at night he shows up at her place and tells her to come out. God, I'm rambling, but I need to get some stuff off my chest after reading this book.Īfter all the chatting, skyping and phone calls, Matt decides that enough is enough, that his balls will explode if he waits any longer. There were passages in this book from his book, that she read and had to ooh and aah about it for pages. Guess who's the 'mysterious' author? Her constantly yapping about how much she loves his books bored me to death. Oh, I forgot to mention that there was a lot of talk about a mysterious author, no one knows his identity, and Hannah happens to be his biggest fan. I know, I know, he said he just happened to be there, but it was still creepy. Him having a rabbit is cute, him acting like a stalker, not so much. Next thing you know, he is conveniently walking his rabbit by the place she and her friend are at. HER HOME ADDRESS, to a complete stranger she met online. They had a deal not to share any personal info about each other, but Matt gave her his phone number and Hannah send him her address. Why did author chose to make his characters cheaters? Am I suppose to find that erotic? I didn't get it. Hannah talked shit about her boyfriend and Matt "I do have a girlfriend, but what the hell, I can't help it". What pissed me off was the fact that Hannah had a boyfriend and Matt had a girlfriend, and, none of them were feeling even slightly bad or remorseful. There wasn't any talk about profound love so it was fine. They haven't even met yet and Matt was all "What are you wearing" and "Spread your legs and do this and that". Author didn't even gave me a chance to get to know the characters, characters jumped straight to fucking. I've never met you, but I feel like I know you, that sort of thing going on.įor me, the story started going slowly down the drain very early. There were already all kind of feeling involved and all the right parts were tingling. I got the feeling that they already knew quite a bit about each other and I felt like I was late to the party. On some site for writers (I'm only guessing here, I don't remember being said that they met on the site for writers, from the way they behaved, I would have guessed that they met on some porn site), they both love writing, so they spend their free time talking about it and exchanging their notes. We have a couple, Matt and Hannah, who met on the internet. Words like 'weird' and 'WTF' doesn't scare me, people, those are my favorite words :-).ĭid this book had "If you liked 50 shades you will love." tag on it some place? I didn't see it. God, and here I thought that this book will be one of those books that I will enjoy even after some of my friends DNF-ed it. "If you're out camping, you're a night owl if you're the guy wandering around the campsite watching the embers burn out on the fire." Everyone who is passed out in the tent is probably an early bird or of neither bird inclination.( Edited on November 12th to add couple of things. ![]() If you're forced to not use your phone before bed, you fall asleep super-early. ![]()
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